What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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hola said the chinese man

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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