If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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