- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's circular and round A circle

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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