Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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