- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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