How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What's the difference between a duck?

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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