What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

"Knock knock" Come in!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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