- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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