- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Im gay What about you

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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