- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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