how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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nice tits.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Penis

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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