Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

autistic kids rock

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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