BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

John lazzaro likes dick

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

nice tits.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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