your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

It's all Taggart

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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