- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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