- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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