Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Sixty... eight

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Your mom.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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