- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Your gay

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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