What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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