- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

woman's rights

Sloths

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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