- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

A woman is carried out of a bar.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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