A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Carlton

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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theres a fat guy

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Kim Kardashian.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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