- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

I like your hair

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Women's Rights...

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Rick Perry.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

My nipple is bleeding

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Roses are red Violets are blue

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