knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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girls basketball

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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A man walks into a bar.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Military intelligence.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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I like your hair

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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