- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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