- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Military intelligence.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Hey, you have small hands.

what happens when you wake up inception

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's gay and gay? Joe

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

69.... is a number

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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