What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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i had sex.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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