- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How high is the sky? True or False

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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