- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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