- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Heskey time.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Ham sandwich

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