Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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