Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

I am quite mature.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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