- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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