i like turtles

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Hail Hitler

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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