- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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