What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Tilt your screen back .

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Anti Joke

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