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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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