- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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