What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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