- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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