whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

a black man walks out of popeyes

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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