What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Women's rights.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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