- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

don't just stand there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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