- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

anti jokes are really funny

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

don't just stand there

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

the game

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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