- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

why did katy fall off her bike?

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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