- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's your blood type? Red.

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