What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why so serious ?

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

European on my shoes, buddy.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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