How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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