- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What's your blood type? Red.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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