If you have a stroke, call 000

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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the redsox

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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