On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Jews

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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