Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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