- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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