- Anti Joke

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.