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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A seal walks into a club.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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