- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

my mind's eye?

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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