What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Your girlfriend.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A fat guy!

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Your sex life.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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