Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Penis

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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