Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Tony Romo

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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I'm HIV positive.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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