Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How high is the sky? True or False

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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