Justin's life

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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