- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A blind man walks into a library.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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