How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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