- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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