Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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