- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

The duck didn't cross the road.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

I was watching Fox news.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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