- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

women's rights

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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