- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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