What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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