- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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