Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

You were born.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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