one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

12 niqqa 12.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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