What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What is older than history?

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

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